[CELL] Sleeper Cell
A focused clan dashboard for performance, activity, tank habits, recent form, and the numbers that probably should not matter but absolutely do.
100% populated
100 of 100 active members have core player data.
Command Board
All cards base on the last 30 days.
Purple Goblins
This month’s WN8 overachiever, farming damage like it's a full-time job.
- MAX_retardinho105,129
- _HaTe_RNGses_4,777
- JimboMeloun14,240
- IRONMAN_17_4,083
- PIanetarian3,774
- Kur0vec3,755
Officially Suspicious
This month’s WTR late bloomer, suddenly remembers how to play.
Current Form
Win Rate's lucky charm, teammates suddenly played better.
- _HaTe_RNGses_70%
- BCwt68%
- PIanetarian67%
- Semen_Protector67%
- JimboMeloun167%
- Tim2003w66%
The Grinders
The battle marathoner, sleep is considered optional.
- Ghostyfear1,132
- olegwwwoleg738
- _hate_me729
- Gankiel703
- the_excitiwka662
- Drtic777630
Damage Goblins
This month’s wrecking ball, everything they touch loses HP.
- Ghostyfear4,175,615
- olegwwwoleg2,042,807
- the_excitiwka1,994,355
- _hate_me1,891,764
- nahoul1,891,115
- De_NL_Vakantieman1,627,633
Tree Crime Unit
Lumberjack, clear-cutting entire maps one tree at a time.
- _hate_me2,024
- BouncingAround1,277
- Bielsteed1,161
- Kur0vec1,103
- Tim2003w1,065
- Keeper__TTV1,005
Cockroach Protocol
This month’s last witness, survives long enough to see it all.
- Semen_Protector58%
- JimboMeloun155%
- Die00700751%
- Fatum0750%
- BouncingAround50%
- BCwt50%
Base Goblin Watch
Flag addicted, circle enjoyer, farming caps and resets like it matters.
- Gankiel864
- Keeper__TTV849
- Hoolsten710
- _Raven_With_A_GoldRing_702
- Ghostyfear697
- BorgCube___665
Clan Tank Meta
What CELL actually plays, not what everyone pretends they play.
Class Distribution
Tier Gravity
Most Played Tanks
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Skorpion G
51,978
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Leopard 1
50,274
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Bourrasque
48,683
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Progetto 46
48,149
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B-C 25 t
39,190
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FV215b 183
37,945
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AMX 13 90
34,053
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TVP T 50/51
32,435
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IS-7
31,405
Hot Tanks
Most played tanks in the last 7 days. The current CELL garage mood, for better or worse.
Latest Battle Activity
These players have just done a couple of matches.
| Player | Last Battle | WTR |
|---|---|---|
| Gankiel | 2026-06-09 07:10 | |
| Ghostyfear | 2026-06-09 05:55 | |
| CaptainFrost | 2026-06-09 02:24 | |
| rancidpunk | 2026-06-08 23:31 | |
| VillMann | 2026-06-08 22:24 | |
| boomnzoom | 2026-06-08 22:04 | |
| squish_ | 2026-06-08 21:57 | |
| dictator97 | 2026-06-08 21:49 |
Clan Movement
Fresh Cells
Latest three members who joined the clan.
Gone Dark
Latest three members recorded as having left the clan.
System Pulse
| Cron | Status | Finished | Records | API Calls | Message |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| cron_02_player_core | success | 09 Jun 10:52 | 40 | 2 | Player core stats refreshed. |
| cron_03_player_tanks | success | 09 Jun 10:52 | 7,450 | 20 | Player tank stats refreshed and WN8 calculated. |
| cron_06_ai_commentary | success | 09 Jun 10:43 | 10 | 10 | AI commentary complete. Saved: 10. Failed: 0. |
| cron_02_player_core | success | 09 Jun 10:42 | 40 | 2 | Player core stats refreshed. |
| cron_04_daily_rollup | success | 09 Jun 10:39 | 26 | 0 | Live rollup recalculated from current totals and stable baselines. |